Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via bl-ossomed)
I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
arixsafari (via arixsafari)
I’ve always had this dream

Maybe one day ill be a burlesque dancer for a short period like a really really high class one ….maybe it’ll come true one day lol